A lack of organisation and proper planning cost the seniors a league point at Rasharkin. As a result an E.G.M. is to be held with a proposal that all senior players are issued with maps, compasses and satellite navigation systems. It is hoped that Paul O’Hara (“this is the way to the boat to Scotland”), Paul McCrudden (“are we still in Antrim?”) and Kevin McQuillan (“I didn’t know there was a Lisburn turn off on the M2!”) will pilot the new equipment.

Meanwhile in Rasharkin, the Magnificent Seven salvaged a point with Joe Brolly scoring for fun and Conor Mullan grabbing a goal. Mark Sweeney impressed on his debut while Richard, John and co. continue to invent new ways of conceding soft goals. Malachy O’Kane also grabbed a fine score while Jimmy King’s best effort came off a post (a signpost at the Seven Towers roundabout).

By Paul Gormley Thu 30th Jun